girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.
birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.
anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.
what a sad reflection on our society.
if you ever doubt how willingly oblivious people are to romantic relationships between two girls i wrote a short story about lesbian vampires, used the word “lesbian” several times, and had them kiss, and my professor still said it was a “wonderful story about friendship”
"we’re not friends, we fuck" - angel haze
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer