reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

11:05
9 hours ago

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
11:03
9 hours ago

raviavi:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
image

10:50
9 hours ago

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

10:50
9 hours ago

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

if you ever doubt how willingly oblivious people are to romantic relationships between two girls i wrote a short story about lesbian vampires, used the word “lesbian” several times, and had them kiss, and my professor still said it was a “wonderful story about friendship”

"we’re not friends, we fuck" - angel haze

10:48
9 hours ago
albaenia:

dinotime3dofficial:

actuallyahedgehog:

fnrdoesstuff:

cyberjock:

David Letterman destroys anime

good riddance

is it over?
are we finally free?

Anime is over

albaenia:

dinotime3dofficial:

actuallyahedgehog:

fnrdoesstuff:

cyberjock:

David Letterman destroys anime

good riddance

is it over?

are we finally free?

Anime is over

10:48
9 hours ago

nursejack:

lacigreen:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

HELPFUL THING

ALWAYS REBLOG!

10:22
9 hours ago

My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

10:22
9 hours ago

antipodeanpixie:

bonjour700:

砂漠の砂に大はしゃぎ! フェネック舎放飼場の改修 | 東京ズーネット

Person I am reblogging this for. You know precisely who you are. I thought you could do with a bunch of silly fenecs to make your day better.

10:18
9 hours ago

yastbh:

I love when this happens.

10:17
9 hours ago

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my friend

image

10:17
10 hours ago
onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

10:16
10 hours ago
trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

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